- “You are so pretty, if you would just lose _______ pounds.” (fill in the number) This happened more times that I can recall. In retrospect I should have said f*** off and immediately walked away.
- Never meeting friends or family even after months of dating. Even when specifically asking about meeting them the subject would always be changed. *please note I accept responsibility for “dating” these guys. Ladies, if you’ve been with someone for months and never encounter anyone in his life outside of your relationship you need to ask pointed questions about your relationship and/or run.
- Your weight effects what I like to do. So he was a active guy and after a couple months of dating decided, that in his opinion, my weight would prevent us from doing the active things that he liked to do. We actually discussed my weight when we started dating and he claimed a million times that he liked my body. His concern wasn’t communicated until the break-up. One word, coward. If you as an adult aren’t capable of having a difficult conversation with the person you are dating you don’t deserve them. I find it funny when people judge my weight. I think its always important when you are judging someone you are daiting, you should consider your own flaws and what the other person is overlooking in being with you. At the end of the day, I am lucky that it went down this way, I deserve better.
- The guy who doesn’t believe in marriage. This one is particularly tough, this has happened to me 3 times. The next girl he dated was thin and he married her. The true lesson besides these guys were obviously 1 or 2, if you want marriage and a man says he doesn’t believe it in WALK AWAY. You will not change him, you will not be enough, you will not convince him that he wants to be with you. Please trust me, move on.
- The expectation that I should always be on a diet and that “someday” I’ll get to the right weight. Of course this is uncomfortable which creates an environment that you are nervous to eat birthday cake on your own birthday! This isn’t ok. If you want to be on a diet, be on a diet. But if you don’t, as the fat chick, you have to be clear that you don’t want to be on a diet.
- “She can’t have a healthy baby because of her weight.” This one actually pisses me off! Fat women have been having healthy babies for hundreds of years. Now will I agree that you could have problems sure, I’m not a doctor. I had a very interesting conversation with my OB and she disputes this idiocy. Each person is different and of course you should consult your own doctor, but it’s a pretty crappy blanket statement. I should have gone to his mother’s house (she was the one who said it) and punched her in the face. (I don’t advocate violence, but really lady??)
- The home relationship. You never go anywhere, ever, for any reason. He was typically very sweet and affectionate. These really only happened in my younger years when I was too naive and self-conscious to immediately end it. Ladies don’t do it, you’ll only get hurt. And frankly telling him that you understand his feelings about judgment from the outside world and that he has to work on his own issues and come to terms with his own preferences before bringing another person into the drama.
- The sex on the first date “situation”. This is typically the Hot Mess idiots. So these are the guys that assume that because I’m a fat chick I’m easy. Really boys??? I said boys on purpose, mainly because I am a creature of intelligence and for me to be attracted to you in a sexual way I need more than a coffee date. I mean let’s be honest, sure we are all animals and attraction is great. But news flash, I don’t have a problem attracting guys and I’m not sleeping with you right away. It’s just not happening. Ladies, you only have one body, choose carefully who you share it with.